“Clitorissa and the Incredible Edible Leg” (Cult of Kill #6)

(The estimated reading time for this is 10 minutes)She was the most fucked up woman I had ever seen before—an entire freak show within one person—all sprawled out across a bed of nails with an albino snake working its way out of her vagina, her bearded face straining like an old maid who had been […]
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Patrick Kill specializes in writing the most absurd, iconoclastic humorous dark fiction around. At 6'1'', he is the tallest midget on earth. He is a competitive eater…of children. He prefers footie pajamas with someone else's feet in them. He fishes for dead bodies in drainage ditches during the day and traps for yeti at night. He is the most ridiculous man in the world. His favorite saying is: "I don't always eat humans, but when I do, it's dos Mexicanos. Stay evil, my friends." Until they invent the first anti-social network, you will be unable to connect with him in any manner except by leaving a comment where his work appears. Which he will, in turn, not even bother to read. Get Cult of Kill, Volume 1 HERE.

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