'Tis the season for…Patrick Kill's Christmas stories, of course! That's right! If you're sick and tired of of all the good will to men hubbub, saintly commercialism and fake holiday cheer, DarkFuse Magazine has the anecdote & antidote. For the next 4 weeks, the Cult of Kill column is nothing but Christmas stories, to warm the cock-les of your Yuletide jeer. This is the only place you can read these classic Christmas gems, so if you're prepping for that piece of coal in your stocking this year, never fear! We present a personal gift to you! Enjoy the first X-mas stalking
stuffer: "This Wonderful Life."