“This Wonderful Life” (Cult of Kill #24)

'Tis the season for…Patrick Kill's Christmas stories, of course! That's right! If you're sick and tired of of all the good will to men hubbub, saintly commercialism and fake holiday cheer, DarkFuse Magazine has the anecdote & antidote. For the next 4 weeks, the Cult of Kill column is nothing but Christmas stories, to warm the cock-les of your Yuletide jeer. This is the only place you can read these classic Christmas gems, so if you're prepping for that piece of coal in your stocking this year, never fear! We present a personal gift to you! Enjoy the first X-mas stalking stuffer: "This Wonderful Life."
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Patrick Kill specializes in writing the most absurd, iconoclastic humorous dark fiction around. At 6'1'', he is the tallest midget on earth. He is a competitive eater…of children. He prefers footie pajamas with someone else's feet in them. He fishes for dead bodies in drainage ditches during the day and traps for yeti at night. He is the most ridiculous man in the world. His favorite saying is: "I don't always eat humans, but when I do, it's dos Mexicanos. Stay evil, my friends." Until they invent the first anti-social network, you will be unable to connect with him in any manner except by leaving a comment where his work appears. Which he will, in turn, not even bother to read. Get Cult of Kill, Volume 1 HERE.

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